WORLD'S SLOWEST RUN TO 1M
Any% Glacial — No Skips, No Hype, No Rush
Attempts: 1 / 1 Runners: 1 (us) WR: also us
0:00:00.0
Run time — the only fast thing here
Market Cap ● offline (demo mode)
$4,269.0000
of $1,000,000 — trust the process. slowly.
0.4269% complete
SplitDeltaTime
$1 — dev bought his own coin−0.20:00:03
$100 — mom invested+2d 4h2d 04:11:37
$1,000 — someone fat-fingered+3w3w 1d 09:44:02
$10,000 — wait, already?−too fast0:15:00
$69,420 — in progress…+∞—
$69,420 — the funny number?est. 2031
$100,000 — mid-run hydration?est. 2074
$1,000,000 — GG?est. heat death
Sum of Best∞
Pace$0.0001/s
Best Possible Timenone
Resetsnever. we hold.
Estimated time to $1,000,000 at current pace
calculating… slowly…
splits verified by absolutely no one · timing method: RTA (Real Turtle Attempt)
LIVE CHART
chart appears here once the pool is live.
expect a very horizontal line.
BREAKING: coin moves $0.0001 — analysts stunned  ·  UPDATE: still going. technically.  ·  speedrunners hate this one slow trick  ·  WR PACE: yes, because nobody else is running this category  ·  chart looks flat because it is  ·  REMINDER: patience is the utility  ·  your grandkids will thank you. or their grandkids.  · 
CA: AFTER LAUNCH, DONT RUSH copy
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not financial advice. not fast advice either.
est. arrival subject to delays. all delays.
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